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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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manoje

An ancient Greek kusuer who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized kusuing, and was known for asking people to "pull my finger" in many discussions. He was convicted and put to death for kusuing in Athens, during which he failed to cooperate with the law of kusu, and did not deny his beliefs on public flatulence. He is also known for being the teacher of Kersh.
It stinks in here, who dropped a manoje?

Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!

The one who sniffed it manoje-d it

No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!

Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
by yourface9012 July 26, 2010
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Manjiro Sano ( Mikey )

A man who has a dark impulse and has lost all his siblings.
Manjiro Sano ( Mikey ), why the fuck did you shoot me?
by RanHaitani's_Wife January 27, 2022
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Manja

Its kinda like saying something being clingy and wanting attention but people will deem it as lovely . It comes from Malay language .
This cat is so manja . She has been right next to me since morning .
by A million miles March 28, 2020
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Manjar

Is a chilean caramelized milk, a way better version than the dulce de leche in other parts of latin america or spain and way much better than the shit the europeans use to replace it call Nutella. This spread is used in many desserts, candies, ice cream, jelly rolls, and pastries, and is most widely used as a spread on bread for an after-school snack.
"Weon, sabi q n l resto del mundo, nadie llama al manjar manjar y q n europa lo reemplazan con nutella?"

"En serio? Hediondos culiaos de mierda"

Translation

"Dude, did you know that outside of Chile nobody calls manjar the same way we call it and that in europe they replace it with nutella?"

"Really? Smelly fucked up shitty faces"
by Jrrou December 20, 2009
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MANjelina Jolie

A hot chick that mysteriously resembles or acts like a dude.

An overly masculine good looking woman.

A hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says "dude" or "bro" a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.

or....

An Ugly manly Bitch trying to look pretty.
That chick was hot, but her friend was a MANjelina Joile!

Girl, You are a straight up MANjelina Jolie!
by ~The Snob~ August 8, 2011
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Manja

Manja is basically meal. Food in general.

It can be everything from beans(fasul), to vinen kebab.

There are two ways you can hear it or use it.

Disclaimer: its pronounced like mandzha
1. Ще сготвя една манджа. Or in English - I will cook a manja.

2.Imagine you visit your baba(grandma) or u go to the kitchen where your mum is. And you ask: Hey baba what food do we have? And then of course she would tell you: What do you mean what food? There is damn Manja go check!
So basically u never know what there is for lunch or dinner
by KarucaDriver May 4, 2021
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