Maximum Masturbation March

A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.

Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?

by EnerJetix March 29, 2023

Menial-minimum

Menial-minimum: A job that is repetitive and rates the lowest pay a company can get away with.

John was laid off from his analyst position and found a survival job at a menial-minimum to avoid gaps in his work history.

by Apophis2036 September 10, 2019

Bare Minimum Friday

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.

Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!

by Dakintosh January 15, 2022

The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007

de facto minimum wage

The lowest hourly rate most people would accept to make the job worth their time. It is higher than the government's minimum wage, which is always too low to afford basic needs.

Company: "We offer a competitive rate above minimum wage! $27/hr"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"

by wagie2023 August 12, 2023

Maximum Attack

To drive a rally car to its absolute limits. Traditionally used by Scandinavian car drivers whose first language isn't english to describe that they are driving as fast as they can, holding nothing back. Made popular recently by Canadian Rally Championship driver Sylvain Erickson.

"If Antoine is going to beat us by lots, then I will kiss his feet, because it was Maximum Attack." -Sylvain Erickson

by adam4kq July 21, 2009

minimum wage

Seems like a good idea, but its not. Creates unemployment and violates freedom of contract, if you dont understand how this could be true, check out an economics book, its basic econ.

Attempting to raise the minimum wage will result in poor people losing their jobs.

by youknow2 May 8, 2005