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Simba maneuver

When a man finishes, he shoots his load in to the girl's forhead. After doing this, he draws a line across the ladies forehead with his thumb, just like Rafiki (the monkey guy) did to Simba when he annoints him in the beginning of the movie Lion King. From here comes the name of the maneuver.

In shorter form u can also just call it Simba.
I finaly did the Simba maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday, now i'm finaly a man!
by simba enthusiast April 13, 2011
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The Tillman maneuver

To sneak up on a teenage girl from behind and grab her boobs and or ass.
My kids babysitter wasn't looking so I performed the Tillman maneuver on her.
by anime_joe January 9, 2010
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Hinrich Manuever

When Kirk Hinrich of the Chicago Bulls does a nasty crossover and step back J in the face of anyone who dares to try and guard him.
Tom: Did you see the bulls game last night?
Dave: Naw, but I saw Rip Hamilton got worked by the Hinrich Manuever on ESPN.
by Vanilla Weis March 4, 2009
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Humplich Maneuver

Giving someone the Heimlich Maneuver, but also having sex with them before attempting to stop them from choking
The hot blonde across the restuarant started choking so I gave her the Humplich Maneuver.....Marie now wants a divorce, but I saved the blonde's life!
by nacron122 February 21, 2010
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Valentino Maneuver

The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.
I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.
by jimsmom February 21, 2015
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Jaboukie Maneuver

When a blue check Twitter user changes their name and profile photo to parody a public figure or organization, and tweets satirically from their account, pretending to be the aforementioned figure or organization. This maneuver may result in the temporary suspension of your account and permanent removal of your blue check mark. Named after comedian Jaboukie Young-White who legendarily lost his blue check mark and had his account suspended after pretending to be CNN on Twitter and tweeting about Presidential candidate Joe Biden.
"Hey man, why can't I see his tweets?"
"Oh, it's because he got suspended for performing the Jaboukie Maneuver. He pretended to be the FBI and tweeted about MLK."
by altaltbinks August 9, 2020
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Marty Manuever

When a guy is making out with a girl and he takes her had puts it on his penis (usually over a pair of pants)
It's amazing how many girls just go along with the Marty Manuever when they are making out with a guy.
by SFBlacksox January 8, 2008
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