mailboxes

an underground term refering to African Americans with no real reason or meaning to why this word exists, Thus giving white people a new term to say outloud with out any physical harm

(Two white people at the "black mall")

Frank: (yelling out loud) "Look at all these fucking mailboxes in here!"

Josh: OMG.....I can't believe you didnt get shot...that was awesome

by Katie Perry June 22, 2009

Mailbox

The object that holds your mail and they has spiders eat it. Mailboxes hate Fays, though the Fay's just keep skull humping them. Makis get get very jealous of this and kill the mailbox.

Fay: I WANT U MALBOX!!11
Mailbox: STFU AND GTFO

by Alyssa December 24, 2004

mailbox for cocks

The vagina of a particularly well-known slut.Such as paris hilton.

person one:dude i would SO bone paris hilton
person two:thats pathetic.shes a mailbox for cocks

by M. Ale-man June 29, 2009

Mailbox PTSD

The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (anxiety) you experience after finding multiple or successive tickets in your mailbox for speeding and/or traffic light violations. This can happen when you are visiting a new city or area of town, and you don't know where the traffic cameras are poised to "nab" you.

Sister 1: I have a bone to pick with you.

Sister 2: What?

Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"

Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.

Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!

Sister 2: Oh no!

Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.

Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.

by t geezy March 10, 2014

Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note/value, i.e. spam

-RTGame

Person: "Kevin always says useless things, he is such a mailbox"

Person: "Please, shut your mailbox"

by GaeBowser January 25, 2023

mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

mailhot

when a man fucks another man ejaculates on his face and licks it off, or when a man recieves a cock in his mouth usually a penis of large african desent

man i had this mailhot last night it tasted so good

by dw1983 August 3, 2008