madonna

An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. A triumph of style over substance. Her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “Worst actress of the century” Razzie at the 2000 Golden Raspberry awards. (Has since seen the light and given up on acting). Also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “Sex”, which was sold sealed in plastic -- not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. Also supposedly a musician.

Madonna has staying power in the public eye, although I've never been able to figure out why.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 22, 2006

Madonna-Whore Complex

The tendency for men to not be able to integrate the "dualisms" of women. Though EACH and EVERY female IS in fact fully capable of BOTH, it appears man's greatest challenge is to resolve them both in the same woman, thus these two aspects of the female must be relegated into two very separate and distinct categories--one or the other, black or white, Madonna or Whore. It's a shame men can't just accept that both are available to them in the same woman.

She's a Madonna, and a Whore. This introduces a complex dilemma. Madonna-Whore Complex.

by KatieCoolLady July 16, 2009

Madonion

The better days of the now known Futuremark.

Madonion was the best

OMG MADONION!@#@#!!11

I was an onion. ONIONS UNITE!

by alaskan_thunder August 14, 2004

Old MacDonald

When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!

Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there

Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald

by BenHorny December 26, 2010

macedonians

The men;Work and then come home to drink Rakija
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around

kifli
macedonians

by zibbay baayyyy April 29, 2009

macedonia

A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.

Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!

by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007

Madonna

A very talented musician, actress, business woman and innovator.

Madonna established herself as a force to be reckoned with within the pop music scene, until she started experimenting with her musical sounds. Resulting in multiple Grammy wins and sales over 200 million.

She has also taken apart in many other projects. Landing the staring role in the movie Evita, showcasing her talent as a singer and actress. Resulting in a Golden Globe win.

Musically, she has written the majority of her songs and is influenced by many musicians prior to her including David Bowie and Prince. Her music videos have gained millions of views on internet sites such as YouTube.

She is also an author, and has written multiple children books (most becoming best sellers).

Jane: Who is the Queen of Pop?

Jesse: Madonna, obviously.

by Multimojo89 October 25, 2010