A guy who writes humorous articles.
He has a large fan base, which contrary to popular belief, isn't just a load of 12-18 year olds, and don't all type in 1337 spk.
The majority of those who protest against his work are dull, or unintelligent:
-The dull usually moan about facts being twisted, or the articles being full of bias. IF YOU WANT FACTS READ A NEWSPAPER!! Maddox's articles are for humour only.
-The unintelligent label him as a "greasy nerd" or "fag", despite him being neither. They sometimes say that Maddox can't get laid, which is pretty ridiculous considering he has a HOT girlfriend.
The mothers against maddox movement fall into both these categories. They really need to grow the hell up and get their priorities sorted.
He has a large fan base, which contrary to popular belief, isn't just a load of 12-18 year olds, and don't all type in 1337 spk.
The majority of those who protest against his work are dull, or unintelligent:
-The dull usually moan about facts being twisted, or the articles being full of bias. IF YOU WANT FACTS READ A NEWSPAPER!! Maddox's articles are for humour only.
-The unintelligent label him as a "greasy nerd" or "fag", despite him being neither. They sometimes say that Maddox can't get laid, which is pretty ridiculous considering he has a HOT girlfriend.
The mothers against maddox movement fall into both these categories. They really need to grow the hell up and get their priorities sorted.
Guy: "Maddox ur a fag and ur greasy, even though u have a hot girlfriend, r famous, and make mo money than me"
Guy2: "Maddox, I visited your site expecting serious unbiased articles. I'm really dissapointed. I shan't be returning, and I shall express my dissapointment on other internet sites. I suck ass."
Mother against Maddox: "I like to campaign against internet sites while my kids are out smoking pot and having underage sex. I don't have a clue how to be a good parent, so I campaign against things that aren't really going to affect my child."
Guy2: "Maddox, I visited your site expecting serious unbiased articles. I'm really dissapointed. I shan't be returning, and I shall express my dissapointment on other internet sites. I suck ass."
Mother against Maddox: "I like to campaign against internet sites while my kids are out smoking pot and having underage sex. I don't have a clue how to be a good parent, so I campaign against things that aren't really going to affect my child."
by BruceMcGoose July 21, 2006
1)Maddox- Owner of the Best Page in the Universe. Hates people who can't spell, think, or are just total fucktards.
2)Maddox- The essential equivalent to Che Guevera, except in Pirate form.
2)Maddox- The essential equivalent to Che Guevera, except in Pirate form.
""LOL MADDOX U SUC LOLZ U FAG GET A LIF THAT TING INM'T REAL!!!21!!#12" "The amount of work it must take to move your pinky those painful 5/8s of an inch is astounding. Fuck off."
"Maddox had to pay for some birth prevention pills for my bitchy neighbors because I zapped them in the crotch with a stun gun too many times."
"Oh, that's just Maddox, off to liberate Bolivia from shitfaced fuckers who can't type."
"Maddox had to pay for some birth prevention pills for my bitchy neighbors because I zapped them in the crotch with a stun gun too many times."
"Oh, that's just Maddox, off to liberate Bolivia from shitfaced fuckers who can't type."
by Ferret Overlord March 17, 2006
by badangsta February 10, 2021
1.) "Some old, greasy dude who uses the internet to cry about his likes and dislikes to the disaffected youth of America through semi-comedic rants."
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?
2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.
3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?
2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.
3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1
by Jon Rudder October 11, 2005
(on giving babies hot sauce:)
At first he liked it, but then he started to cry. So then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.
heh maddox is a funny guy
At first he liked it, but then he started to cry. So then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.
heh maddox is a funny guy
by farkle October 02, 2007
1.
The highly successfull pirate owner of the worlds greatest website. Boasting over 100,000,000 vistors.
2.
the next nomination for king and God
The highly successfull pirate owner of the worlds greatest website. Boasting over 100,000,000 vistors.
2.
the next nomination for king and God
by Maddox fan June 16, 2005
A new variation of is the pope catholic in which you use to sarcastically respond to question where the answer is obviously yes.
by Cerebrate 1138 December 04, 2018