Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Empire of Mace

A newly created Empire originating in RHS, Richmond, B.C. Made up of several shady characters from a supposed History 12 class, they enact upon devious schemes involving time travel and dinosaurs.

Nap time is especially encouraged within the Empire, as well as collective dictatorship.

"Hey Johnny, did you get those groceries I asked you for?"

"Hellz no, I was attacked by a time traveling dinosaur from the Empire of Mace."

"Shitty."

by Emperor Mace December 14, 2008

Mace Girl

The strident, aggressive pointy elbowed women that appear on FOX who act like they would just as soon mace you as give you the time of day.

Mace girl Malkin was seen out on the street gassing protesters.

by manniesalado April 18, 2013

tony mace

Dick head

Tony mace is great at being a dickhead

by Tony mace November 14, 2016

cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

Mace

The official and best ship name(other then “kaydon”ofc)

“Mace is a weapon”trying to ignore the fact that this is happening and btw it was said by Jace (a member of the ship ‘Mace’”

by Oh hi. Sashsjxj h March 27, 2019