Dick Mace

A noun. A flatulant gas release used to ward off homosexual tendencies near the anus.

Clayton tried to come at me after a few beers, so I had to use my dick mace to get his faggot ass away.

by SlipItInYoMommaSteve December 24, 2016

Cupid's Mace

Another term for male ejaculation.

"Son! She had Cupid's Mace all in her eye it was GREAT!"

by JpR December 10, 2008

Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

MacDump

The act of taking a crap in a convenient MacDonalds toilet, with or without purchasing food, whilst en route to any venue likely to have either no toilet or one so foul you would prefer to avoid using it.

On arriving at a music festival: "I stopped off on the way for a MacDump as the toilets here will be knee deep by now."

I'm going to take a MacDump while I'm here, Steve's bathroom is freezing.

by Firkit December 14, 2008

MacDonald

MacDonald, Macdonald, and McDonald are anglicized forms of the Scottish/Irish Gaelic name "Mac Dhomhnuill", a patronymic from the personal name "Domhnall". Domhnall means world ruler and Mac means son of.

In the context of Scottish Clans, the various forms of the name refer to one of the largest clans, Clan Donald.

MacDonald means: Son of World Ruler

by mactdf January 18, 2010

Macedonian

The coolest person on Earth. They are extremely kind, positive, happy, great dancers and singers, hospitable, considered the best nation in the Balkans and arguably the most favorite of all. Everyone acts like they hate a Macedonian, but in reality, they actually love them so much. Macedonians are so cute and gentle, you can't help but love them. They are literally like anime girls in real life. And Macedonian girls are extremely BEAUTIFUL! Just don't say that they don't exist as a nation (they exist!) because you will break the Macedonians' heart. They are sooooo chill. Like, I don't understand how can anyone hate a Macedonian lol. Conclusion, Macedonians are amazing people! You should consider yourself lucky if you have a Macedonian by your side!

- "Yo, this guy is so positive and happy. He radiates positivity"
- "Obviously, because he's a Macedonian"

by SonOfMacedonia December 15, 2022

Macedo

the Dark Lord with a dick as large as Lord Voldemort

Dude, that man is so awesome he is Macedo. I wouldn't want to fuck with him.

by Ghettojaymz August 19, 2009