Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth

girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh

by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021

Macintoshing

One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.

His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.

by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022

Macintoshing

Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes

"that guys a real macintoshing"

by Deeznutsintoshing September 26, 2021

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 13, 2018

Macintosh 128K

The oldest computer people actually remember.

We don't need the Macintosh 128K.

by DX82 June 01, 2023