Macintoshing

One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.

His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.

by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022

Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype

A cyborg/transhuman who is confident, headstrong, reluctant and has low intelligence.

"Are you not afraid of the dark?"
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."

by Acylos The Silver Predator December 25, 2022

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth

girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh

by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021

Macintosh

an underpowered computer that only succeeded because the Apple IIGS was crippled so it didn't overtake the Macintosh. if the IIGS was made without restrictions Apple would be a very different company.

The IIGS should have been more powerful than the Macintosh.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022