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Mushroom Method 

1. A public relations strategy frequently used by government agencies, corporations and law enforcement officials. It means "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

The goal is to delay any public disclosure of information as long as possible by releasing half-truths, distortions and useless information to the media.

Origin of the Metaphor: Farmers use manure, millet and recycled wood chips to grow mushrooms in dark, steamy rooms. Hence, "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."
Detective: "That reporter from the News-Tribune keeps calling me about our runaway child case. What should I do?"

Police Chief: "Try the Mushroom Method. He'll lose interest after a few days and move on to something else. I've seen it work a million times."
Mushroom Method by Peter Kobs July 19, 2010
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mushroom breath 

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much
man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

mushroom management 

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)
Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.
mushroom management by Hot Licks November 1, 2015

mushroom yawns 

The relaxing yawns you get from magical mushrooms.
Man these mushroom yawns won't stop.
mushroom yawns by Schurhoff July 16, 2008

mushroom uppercut 

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"
Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.
mushroom uppercut by long johnston December 27, 2007

Mushroom Cut

That God awful haircut for guys in the early 1990's. Easily replacing the infamous Mullet as worst haircut of the decade. Hair grown to temples, parted down the middle and the rest of the head shaved creating a mushroom like appearance.
I can't believe we even crushed on guys back then when they all had mushroom cuts!
Mushroom Cut by jenash1008 January 7, 2011

Mushroom Mountain 

Slang term for a trip on shrooms.
Fach Daddy: You hiking tonite?
Couz: Yeah, im goin to Mushroom Mountain
Mushroom Mountain by Nick Couz February 9, 2004