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the way midgets and umpa lumpa fuck and mate
mr. and mrs. umpa fached to make little umpa
fach by garrett thomson June 21, 2012
Related Words
facho fach facha fache Fachina Fachri facheem Facheritod Fachi fachie
it means whatever you please
mostly used as a humorous insult
#1: Wow katy. your doubleyou is hecka fach.

#2: Seriously Ashley, you think her xylophone is chair? Youre soooo fach!!!
Fach by woopdewoop January 14, 2008
fast acting chick hitting
Acronym for technique of hitting up girls at clubs according to da FACH manual c.2004
see that girl at the bar... fach her!
fach that like you fached the other girl
fach by Ceaser Leo March 31, 2005
A skin disease usually found on cows, but has been found on humans. Usually forming a pussy circle on your meat flesh
Damn, that fach is really acting up
fach by Nick M April 9, 2003
A skin disease found mostly on cows and sometimes even on humans, usually forming a gross pussy circle on your meat flesh
Damn, that fach is really acting up
Fach by Nick M April 9, 2003
A word that’s blurted out when you are extremely upset, aggravated, or in pain and your brain can’t decide if you want to scream “fuck” or “shit”, so you end up with a combination of both and the result is “Fach.”
Fach! I stubbed my damn toe!

Person 1: “Hey you left your windows rolled down and it’s been pouring rain out for the past hour.”
Person 2: “FACH!!”
Fach by EvilCupcakes1106 April 9, 2022