MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.
by Kevin September 03, 2003
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Where music goes to die!

The ironically named Music Television has single-handedly destroyed all that is music. Instead it keeps turning out the same thoughtless, identical, shallow, easily marketed trash that our generation so eagerly consumes.
C'mon guys...
How about a little independent thought? Try it, you'll like it.

And shifting gears here, nobody gives a damn what Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan wore yesterday. I can sum it up in two words: very little.
Ever notice how good bands turn to shit once they go on MTV?
by ladyfenrir June 23, 2007
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sigh... i hate mtv. Music Television...BULLSHIT! It should be called: Cable Channel Now Dedicated To Whiny 20 Year Old Bitches Living In A Huge Fuckin' Mansion. They used to be great, but unfortunately, I was young when that channel was great. Example:
1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts.
Now: SPRING BREAK! WHOO! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA! WHOO!11!1
A history of MTV: 80's=Low Budget music videos of good songs.
Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC!
Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced.
New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.
by TruthSpeaker July 19, 2004
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A music oriented television channel devoted to homosexual emo music, pop, and annoying hip-hop stars that talk about nothing but their "bling bling".
MTV is the worst channel on TV.
by Cameron Landreth October 22, 2003
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Mainstream Televsion: Used to convince morons of what is "cool" and what isn't.
MTV can't be called 'Music televsion' since there's never any music on the channel.
by MTVsucks March 19, 2006
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A channel that shows everyting but music
Wat is the new hit song? let me check on MTV oh nevermind Laguna beach is on
by NaJanATor November 04, 2005
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A tv station made to destroy good music and turn pieces of art (music) into mainstreambullshit for lidsay lohan wannabe's to dance to.
poser: "OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT SONG ON MTV? I LOVE THAT BAND EVEN THOUGH I ONLY KNOW THE CHORUS TO ONE SONG! OMG <3333"

normal person: "stfu i hate you go die."
by ngshfdgukghdksug February 03, 2008
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