monkey in the bush

What Miss Swan refers to gay or homosexual things.

Miss Swan: Ohhh!, Now I get it. This is a Monkey in the Bush bar. Hello, boys!
Boys: Hi, Miss Swan!
Miss Swan: I think it's great you all have each other, I just wish there was someone for me!

by Paul6293 December 10, 2006

Mongry

A portmanteau of Monday and hungry. Following a weekend of extra food, drinks, snacks, and calories generally, the feeling one gets on Monday back at work or school, but well before the anticipated meal break.

Darn it, it's only 10:30 AM - I'm so mongry!

by Misunderestimator October 22, 2018

cooter monkey

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.

That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.

by Momanon November 11, 2004

Zombie Monkey

When a movie has an extra bit at the end after the credits.
Named after the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, (spoiler) when the monkey 'Jack' took a coin from the cursed chest at the very end of the credits.

Make sure to stay after the credits of that new movie, there's a zombie monkey you won't want to miss.

by AEHelephant July 6, 2011

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

Happy Monkey

An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".

We wish you a Happy Monkey, and a Happy New Year.

by NewfieAtheist December 22, 2008

Monkey Points

In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.

Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!

by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010