Mong 

Used to articulate undefinable/unspeakable acts of simmering homoerotisism between two coworkers or between an animal or object.

John and JC mong in the store basement during lunch breaks.

"JC, wanna Mong?" asked John

JC's first time monging was with a bushy haired gray squirrel

Mong by Brdkelli August 11, 2003

Mong 

The sexiest two people you could ever imagine to walk the earth aka mongyiswhatweaimfor and shouldvemongedalready:

People cannot resist their majestic prowess and often bow down to the ground and kiss their feet just to touch a single strand of their incredible aura.

I mong you.

I'm goina mong you right now!

Mong by Yessums June 23, 2009

mong 

suck my dick

Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.

mong by YOURMOTHER.MAPLEWOOD. July 15, 2011

Mong 

Some jack ass who likes to wear plaid reversible shorts, and wears a thong. Man + thong= Mong Synonym: Jeff

Dude, where did you get your Mong?
Jeff, you look so sexy in your Mong!

Mong by Naughty nellie July 14, 2011

mong 

A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.

Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*

mong by shish-kebab July 4, 2009

mong 

a male thong

The dude looked gay in that mong.

mong by bobafett421 July 3, 2011

Mong 

- a total fuck wit they are stupid without realising usually when drunk or high.
- when someone places there mouth over the genitals of a dead female corpse and another person jumps on their stomach the dead corpses insides (blood and guts) come out of their genitals.

A: you just tripped over that step you complete mong!
B: soz im drunk

Mong by loolfactor May 17, 2010