cassive mock

A huge gigantuous cock in which there is at least 15 pounds of meat.

Will Choate has the opposite of a cassive mock...He has a call smock.

by NoNameMan September 19, 2008

syb mock

Anyone can drop a normal mock on someone like "you're ugly" or "you're stupid" but it takes a special someone to drop a dirty syb mock involving sybians, butt juice, vag juice and big round black sybian heads.

Any shit talk that involves sybian machines can be classified as a syb mock.

You enjoy sitting your fat ass on that nasty twin headed sybian dcarl WUWU WUWU. Drop that syb mock on your friends and see what they say.

by zoneseek October 4, 2006

God of Mock

A person who is well-informed in the act of mocking others. He is also associated with people like Koh Ming Sheng, the original God of Mock who takes in little apprentices each year. Koh Ming Sheng is also known as the GREAT God of Mock, or GGoM. He is also known to have bipolar disorder and self denial, which also helps him to mock others.

He is seen riding the bipolar express eating hotdogs and holding his teddy bear in his old display picture on FACEBOOK.

You're a God of Mock, you mock others just like KMS!

by AllieMentalist January 22, 2011

muff mock

A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.

Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.

by brontoboner June 27, 2005

conster mock

A big dick. It also is monster cock with the first letters in each word switched

Look at IGAUWA'S CONSTER MOCK!

by Dominator83 July 4, 2016

Tufts Mock Trial

The most successful team at Tufts University. The coolest group of kids at Tufts University. Represent Tufts University better than every other member of the Tufts Community.

I wish I was smart enough or cool enough to be on the Tufts Mock Trial team... alas, I'm not, I guess I'll go do mock at harvard or something...

by TU '06 March 1, 2009

John Mock

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.

John mock is a big player

by Havemykids June 13, 2021