Ultra MILF

The bestest of the best MILFs around. Not just a MILF, but the highest quality MILF.

"Jason my man! Your mum's an Ultra MILF. You must be well proud."

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

Milched

Past tense. To have been under the impression or to have been without knowledge of the true sexual orientation or identity of an individual whom you are sexually or romantically interested.

"I was talking to this girl; I thought we had a real connection but I got milched! It turns out she's a lesbian."

"I was making out with this guy and I discovered that he was really a woman. Boy, I got milched!"

by G.H. Besus Christ March 25, 2008

Milfgasm

To experiance an orgasm over a close friend's mother.

Wow, she was such a milf I had a milfgasm

by youknowwho;D October 19, 2010

Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.

1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.

by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011

Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good

After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.

by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007

Grand MILF

Another word for: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".

It has a second definition, this is a "Grand" MILF, similar to "Grand Canyon". A GILF is above a MILF in the hierarchy, if she is still beautiful by traditional standards. She is the high priestess in a sea of MILFs.

She's not just a MILF, she's a Grand MILF.

If you're a milf and your kid has a kid, you are now a Grand MILF, regardless of daughter's age.

I hooked up with my friend's Grand MILF once.

by The Continental June 16, 2008

Tiger Milf

A hot Asian mom who takes care of herself and is really fit, trim, focused, disciplined and just crazy hot as a result.

(At the grocery store, gym, daycare, etc:) Damn I wouldn't mind finding me some Tiger Milf..

by solis1 February 28, 2011