Metal 

Something violent and/or disgusting but really cool.

Javi: Did you see that car crash?
Son: Yah it killed 3 children
Javi: Pretty Metal

Metal by HKEBJav April 4, 2009

metal 

1. Any of the electropositive objects that typically have high conductivity, a shiny surface, and are easily malleable.

2.Incoherent music defined by lack of melody, a steady rhythm, and talent. Typically listened to by overweight teenagers with acne scarring and a third grade reading level, and typically played by overweight 30ish males that burp, fart, and generally expel bodily fluids on a constant basis.

1. Pound that metal into a sheet, and then make wires out of it.

2. BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER, did you hear the new Slayer cd? You can hear the guy fart and burp 3 minutes into track 11!

metal by Joe Carpenter February 23, 2005

Metal 

one of the wors forms of music ever conceived of

it's for people who like the butt sex

Metal by Rawka February 25, 2005

metal 

A bunch of bored rich kids who's materialism isn't bringing them happiness and so they sing about Satan out of boredom and the emptiness that is their pathetic lives as poor,little rich kids.

Aw,did mommy buy you your corpse paint for you?

metal by get a fuckin clue motherfuckers March 10, 2005

metal 

Metal is Metal, its not hxc emo metalcore, none of that, all of that kind of music is metal. sorry to all of you whom need to pretend your listeneing to some new different kind of music. its still metal.

unearth is metal. not metalcore.
norma jean is metal. not christian hxc.
slayer is metal.

metal by greg from marlton March 7, 2007

Metal 

The sound of male on male ass rape.

Oh look at the cute little metal homos in their leather panties.Oh now they are taking their leather man panties off and pounding eachother in the mangina!

Aren't they just precious?

Metal by real music fan May 8, 2005

metal 

1. A genre of music that is characterized by distortion and other elements, too broad for me to define.
2. Slang word utilized by Mike Tobey and his friends to describe numerous things that are good or very badass.

1. Black Sabbath, Strapping Young Lad, Cryptopsy, Dream Theater, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Shadows Fall and Slayer do not sound alike but are all considered "metal".
2. "Oh, man, that's so metal!" Mike Tobey in response to the statement that his friend recently lost his anal virginity.

metal by Tobey March 18, 2004