merked

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.

by Tony Te Fan Club October 5, 2005

Mergle

Used to define a "blah" not caring or frustrated state.
Can also be used to describe a boring or blah place

Jordan: "Jimmy and Lauren broke up"
Will: "Mergle"

"That place was so mergle"

by MergleQueen May 24, 2008

Merle

A woman who puts everyone's happiness before herself.
Caring, Generous, Rude sense of humor.

"who is doing the dishes ?" "Merle is doing the dishes".

by QuietlyCraving February 13, 2010

Merples

A word used when one does not know what else to say. Often in an awkward situation or during a lull in a conversation.

Jerry: I like you too Marcy..as a friend.
Patty: Merples

by little.blonde.one September 3, 2016

Merkl

Something dirty that every man wants to do to a woman, usually involving a large schlong nude awkward sexual positions while wearing nothing more than two nickels and sone dental floss.

We totally merkled in the dentist's office yesterday.

by Emily Ianucci October 21, 2012

The Markle Effect

A castle built on sand. Corrupted by one persons touch. To be royally f*cked up. To rot from the inside.

She swanned in and acted as though she was Queen. We thought the extra publicty would be beneficial. In truth the whole thing turned to sh*t. They call it The Markle Effect. We are royally f*cked.

by Deranger March 17, 2023

merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

by typical August 14, 2003