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Prophylactic measure

To protect from or take preventative measures against
I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety
by Natalie Lovesdick June 1, 2018
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Gay (measurement)

1inch 2.54cm
by assandass May 18, 2018
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f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.

It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.

Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"

John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.

Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"

John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
by Unfortunately_Human February 9, 2021
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Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
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measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick
Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me
by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020
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measure

Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...
Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!
by JdJjajsbz September 30, 2017
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Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on
Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me
by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023
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