McDonald's Moment 

It's the moment you've been waiting for all your life. Also defined as doing the perfect thing at the perfect time which makes all your friends laugh or impressed.

A: is trying to open the pickle jar for 10 minutes with no success

B: Just opens it first try and chugs the pickle water

A: is looking confused

D,F,G: are laughing in tears, looking at each other and saying "McDonald's Moment"

McDonald's Moment by ErenMusk June 20, 2022

McDonald's Decker 

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

McDonald's Decker by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011

McDonald's Style 

Another way of saying "I'm loving it." Can be used as a standalone or as an add-on to "I'm loving it."

Example 1

K$: I wanted to break up with my girl, so I invited another chick I'm kind of interested in hooking up with to go to our 1 year anniversary dinner.

Jay: I thought she had made a reservation for 2 at Morimoto?

K$: Yea, I called up and had them bump it to 3.

Jay: Wasn't the reservation under her name?

K$: Right.

Jay: McDonald's style.

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Example 2

Jen: I got a new haircut, what do you think?

Sue: I'm lovin' it McDonald's style!

McDonald's Style by His Majesty the King January 26, 2011

McDonald's Syndrome 

Where you subconsciously start disliking something just because loads of people tell you that its great.

I finally watched that Slumdog Millionaire film last night, everyone was telling me it was the greatest film ever

Did you like it?

No, it was fucking shit!

Really? Sounds like you have got McDonald's Syndrome to me

McDonald's Syndrome by SamThe Man April 27, 2011

McDonald's Relationship 

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.

McDonald's Relationship by Dr.FartScientist October 7, 2020

McDonald's fat 

McDonald's fat is is a type of fat that you get from eating McDonald's. McDonald's fat can be burned off but is is hard to burn off.

my friend ate McDonald's and got McDonald's fat

McDonald's fat by apple seller November 2, 2010

McDonald's high 

When you order like 6 things from McD's, eat them, then your brain gets all soft and mushy.

Ohhh, dude, just finished my third McRib, now I got a McDonald's high.

McDonald's high by pauliewebstar October 22, 2010