Master Moss

That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".

Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.

Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.

by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021

dirty moss

When you fuck in the woods and get that moss all over. Also this can cause infections so be careful.

Damn did you hear Josh and James did the dirty moss.

by Moss G June 27, 2021

mossive

Randy Moss. Future Hall-of-Fame resident. Greatest WR ever to play the game. The life and soul of the Minnesota Vikings. Has amazing talent. MOSS + MASSIVE = MOSSIVE

shit check out that tarzan wave! its huge! its mossive!

by JSquizzle August 11, 2004

mossmoss

Scotish import; so techno it hurts (but in that good kind of way); a Mattie with a good heart; master of techno face; loved by friends, family, and your local Mayor; cute girls in Cincinnati adore him; Detroit lover, not a fighter; patient and nice

... and the mossmoss ran away with the pi.

by amie marie May 12, 2006

Moss Trosser

A sporting term used to undermine and demoralize the opponent. Typically used as a direct insult.

Greg H. is a huge moss trosser.

by rk#1 January 18, 2009

mossy jaw

Southern slang term for eating out a women's vagina. Mossy pertaining to the genetailia. Jaw pertaining to your mouth.

I sure did have some good mossy jaw last night.

by Kenny G August 23, 2006

Mossing

Moss chills on trees, therefore mossing means chilling.

Bitch please im mossing...

by Jerm95 September 18, 2011