Matus

Verb, To throw up on yourself and fart at the same time.

"Oh shit guys, I just Matussee all over myself."

by To Scott Matus August 6, 2015

Mates

1. Sometimes used in England and Australia as a synonym for "Friend".

2. A movie my friend who I will call L and her sister who I will call A made and it was really bad but funny to watch because we played like every character and we tried to feed A to a vicious chipmunk and it was very mental but fun.

L, A and I: Hahahaah

L and A's mom: What are you laughing at

L: Mates

by Hyper Chick January 21, 2005

Mateusz

The best person in the universe there is no fucking way you can hate him, in other words he is the greatest guy on earth

mateusz is great mateusz is love

by Squirrel croncker October 11, 2019

Check-Mates

Office buddies who corner you into being their friends

'Are you going out for lunch today?' is a favorite line of the Check-Mates

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Bezzie mates

The way Katie McGrath encovers Lena's homosexual behavior towards Kara.

''Oh, they're just Bezzie Mates''

by Gay~trash March 30, 2017

Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004

best mates

The english/british term for best friends.

Prince Harry and Prince William are best mates.

by CaliPatsFan June 21, 2008