Mash the Drain
When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.
"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."
Mash the Drain by will bitten October 6, 2016
mash her dinner
mash her dinner by V dux September 6, 2007
Mash Punado
When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.
I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.
Mash Punado by Diesel Goes to Hollywood May 25, 2009
mash n dash
mash n dash by TeeMACG August 4, 2007
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