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Mash the Drain 

When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.
"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."
Mash the Drain by will bitten October 6, 2016
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mash work 

Mash Work, or Mashing Work - a UK term to state you’re putting effort into something / getting something done
1: “Yo I beg you come out to the *motive* tomorrow?”
2: “Nah bro I’m mashing work on my girl tomorrow”
1: “Ahh say nothing”

*Mash Work*
mash work by HS - HStar December 13, 2020
A remix made by taking two different songs, usually by 2 seperate artists, and combining them into one.
Closer in da club (Nine Inch Nails: Closer, combined with 50 cents Up in da club)

One Step Closer/99 Problems (Linkin Park: One Step Closer, combined with Jay-z's 99 Problems)
mash-up by undergone May 16, 2005

Mash Punado 

When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.
I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.

mash n dash 

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.
"I pulled a mash n dash on that blonde chick last week, I prefer them loud."
mash n dash by TeeMACG August 4, 2007