martinelli's

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!

D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!

by fastcr80 January 26, 2005

Andrew Martinez

The funniest comedian in the world today.

I watched Andrew Martinez's videos on MySpace and laughed so hard my uterus popped out. Now I'm sterile.

by wagging my clit dick September 14, 2007

filthy martinez

Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.

Last night I met this broad that let me give her a filthy martinez.

by dshnizzle January 17, 2006

Bloody Martinez

The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.

I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.

by S Elizabeth January 15, 2006

marroney

A man who loves mayonnaise and is gay and has a but plug and has big boobies.

Alex is such a marroney it is unbearable

by Muslim Dora is a Irish man February 4, 2018

Mastone

The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.

Do you praise MASTONE? No? You must be furry!

by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019

Lorenzo Marrone

Baller status, professional among all standards, means business, and doesn't dick around. Often considered a divine interventionist. One of these only comes once an aeon (1,000,000,000 years).

One day a new Lorenzo Marrone will rise again from the mist.

by The Machiavelli February 4, 2010