malfucktion

When technology thwarts your progress, when the internet or your computer doesn’t work.

This annoying website isn’t working, it’s already had several malfucktions today.

by Etienne January 16, 2020

milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf

oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.

by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009

MailFunction

Where your postal service or post office functions wrongly or does not function at all.

"The past few days there has been some mailfunction on the telephone lines to Iceland Post. For 1-3 minutes at a time the connection is disrupted and excisting phone calls are cut short unexpectedly." - Icelandic Post Office news

by Jurgen222 August 24, 2010

manfunction

An unexpected event involving a piece of equipment being operated by a man when the man refuses to admit causing the event.

After I drank eight beers, the car manfunctioned and hit the light pole.

by swat0127 August 3, 2012

wardrobe malfuntion

when a piece of clothing falls off exposing urself

they werent supposed to be crotchless panties, i had a wardrobe malfuntion.

by Gretel Panasonic March 28, 2004

Malfunctionation

All the kinds of malfunctions in someone's life. Usually in a depressed life this word goes for all the failures she or him have experienced

Bitch you got me fucked up if you gon think im let you kill yourself you got the malfunctionation

by Malfunctionation March 3, 2018

melfunction

Blind oversight of the obvious in terms of standard operating or operation. Considered to be the middle ground between malfunction and misfunction pertaining to operator error.

The TV was working perfectly normal however the operator could not figure out how to use it. The TV has melfunctioned.

by Mark Pusz January 5, 2014