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Madssexual

Being utterly obsessed with the one and only...beautiful...perfect GODDESS Madelaine Petsch. How are you not Madssexual yet?
Fan: Did you see Madelaine Petsch’s new YouTube video?
Me: OMG YES! IM DEFINITELY MADSSEXUAL. IT’S REAL MAN...DAMN
by madssexualbi January 13, 2021
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Maida Vale

1. Slang for an upper class part of town.
2. A ranking in fame or wealth.
3. Used comparison in a comparison between something that’s good, usually the better option of the two.
1. The Maida Vale of this city is amazing.
2. I wanna be like him! In Maida Vale!
3. I’d rather be in Maida Vale than be famous.
by Genomenreu DDD January 28, 2023
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Pull a madison

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)
Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.
by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017
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Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
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Madison

Madisons are usually brown hair with blue eyes.Very kind and protective over friends and loved ones.Usally loves hugs and always has at least 1 stuffed bear.Beautiful yet she'll never believe it when someone tells her that.Introverted and has smaller friend groups usually consisting of solely close friends.When she likes you she likes you a lot and can easily turn that into love
Bryan:"dude are you and Madison dating?"
Elijah:"not yet but hopefully she will soon"
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iron maiden

1. A supposed medieval torture device consisting of a hollow iron statue or coffin in the shape of a woman that is lined with spikes which impale the enclosed victim.
2. One of the greatest band ever in the history of thy world
3. A spell from Diablo 2 which causes meele enemies
to get damage.
1. I dont want to go in the IronMaiden
2. Iron Maiden pwns other bands
3. Stupid oblivion knights! With thier Iron maiden!
by Masterhand666 April 19, 2006
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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