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Shrek is love Shrek is life 

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Love Virgin 

Someone who hasn't ever been truly in love and has patiently waited for the right person to fall in love with. They are an emotional "virgin" meaning they have never loved passionately or gone through a heartbreak.
Jessica: Hey how's it going with that Keith guy?

Anna: He's awesome but I just found out he is not a love virgin!
Love Virgin by mi_hellraiser April 25, 2022

paper love 

It means love or bound of two person is fragile and easily get tear when get tested such like paper that easy to tear apart.
Our love, is just a paper love. That why it never last long .
paper love by carcax December 6, 2015

Southern Lovechild 

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.
Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.
Southern Lovechild by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

jabba leia love child 

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child

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love, simon 

A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.
Linda: what LGBT movie is there for us to watch?
Tina: how about Love, Simon?
love, simon by MallHunter May 21, 2018