Swampy Logger

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.

Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger

by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

loggerhead

A gigantic turd left in the toilet.

Whoever left the loggerhead in here, needs to learn the meaning of flush!

by Barbie2277 October 13, 2005

Logger

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.

After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.

by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003

laggy

the condition that some noob crys about because he connected to a server half way around the world

generic noob: omg!! wtf is up with this ghey laggy server!!!!

John Doe: stfu noob and find a server closer to u

by uncle sam August 6, 2003

logey

adj. - Feeling of general ill health and malaise.

I didn't want to do anything yesterday, I felt logey all day.

by jmupsk95 May 31, 2005

Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

Luggy

An abbreviation of "unlucky." Often used colloquially.

Luggy, you missed the train.

by SRJT16 March 28, 2015