logjam

In the course of gaining an erection. An intensely uncomfortable, or even painful sensation in your cock as it tries to rise to a full hardon but is restrained and held down by clothing, usually tight underpants or jeans.

I was following two girls up the stairs and I could see right up their little short skirts. Staring at their panties made my cock start to rise but my jeans wouldn't let it come up. WOW, did that HURT! I hate getting a "logjam" like that in public because there's no way to adjust it without people knowing what you are doing.

by Mickeymysterious1 April 25, 2009

logjammer

The act of going asscrack to asscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid turd into the other's ass.

"Arrl!" I groaned as I delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, "Those bran muffins really did the trick!"

by Ar_rL March 30, 2009

Logjamming

When you're boning a fat chick, and you have to slow down, because her fat is in the way.

Dude, I was logjamming with Katie last night... Who knew she was that fat?

by DamnMan95 April 13, 2011

logjam

The most common remedy for a flapho is a logjam, though it has only temporary effects. A logjam is also known as a blowjob.

The girl I wanted out with last night was a real flapho, the only time she shut the hell up was when i logjammed her. I wish that logjam had more of an effect though, because soon after the logjam she went right back to her flapho self, yammering away.

by jimtank June 10, 2009

Logjams

When you type in "Lolhaha" on your Ipod/Iphone it may/will correct to this.

Essentially the other person is saying Lolhaha and forgot to space.

"My nan died today..."

"LOGJAMS!"

"Dude, that's not fucking funny..."

by FangXVI August 12, 2013

Logjamming

A sport wherein two contestants press their anuses together and attempt to forcefully defecate into the each other's rectums. The loser is obliged to shit out both turds.

"I'm a four time Illinois golden rectum champion in logjamming."

by Fundler's Bane January 1, 2025