locker nazi

A person who issues locker assignments at a place of business or school.
Generaly an uneducated douchbag.

Person A: "Dide Geena issue your locker yet?"
Person B: "Fuck no! That bitch is a locker Nazi!"

by Archiezimmer3d April 4, 2017

Locker room massacre

The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!

The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!

by FactualTruth June 9, 2018

Locker Pickles

When you make bootleg pickles in your locker.

“Yo, my mom packed cucumbers again”
“We finna make locker pickles!!!!”

by MintyST April 8, 2019

locker run

The act of opening a line of lockers, then closing them as you run to the other side.

Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

locker room inc

Comedy Rap Group, known for their song "Locker Room" and "Bounce Back"

Dude: Damn, You Hear Locker Room Inc. New song "Bounce Back"?
Girl: is that the song were they guy talks about beating his meet?
Dude: no its the one that was released 4 month latter

by RCP_2001 August 30, 2019

Locker room highway

Its where three or more guys do a chain of anal sex while doing a reach around

Hey do you want to meet later for a locker room highway

by Madhatter 381 September 28, 2019