Lloyd Banks

Well..he's a dumb shit. HE can't even rap. He and G Unit make rap look..well..sissy. One of the reasons why I don't even listen to rap any more. I only really listen to his B.I.G..cause he's the only rapper that CAN rap. Rap has absolutely no future with G Unit or any of it's members.
and sexy?! omg ..you people are on something! He's not even attractive at all! Neither is 50. His body is the only good thing about him.
and the blue balls...guy's balls aren't even blue when they get blue balls!
And wow..I'm a hater. Fucking deal with it.

All Lloyd can rap about is gangs, himself, and how he can get some from a woman.
"The only way I catch blueballs is if a bitch got blue lipstick" <thts not what blue balls is you dumb fuck!

by XSexylilPirateX March 13, 2005

lloyd banks

Fake-ass punk from the G-unit crew. No one in their right mind could say that any of these faggots have sick rhymes. Eazy E knew what a bitch Dre was, and he wouldn't stand for this shit either. All of em are fuckin bitches...50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck. They all need to back the fuck up and make way for the realest thugs...straight up Cleveland SCT's Bone Thugs-n-Harmony: Krayzie, Layzie, Bizzy, Wish, and Flesh muthafucka!!!

Krayzie Bone just loaded da fuckin 12 guage and hit up his niggas from da 99...they down to pull a 187 on Lloyd Banks' punk ass.

by MC Roach April 12, 2005

Lloyd Banks

A gay porn star who raps on the side (hence the "sexy voice" as some have mentioned). Got signed because he was shot and, unlike Curtis Jackson, was actually born and raised in Jamaican Queens. Lacks variety in his monotone, canned rhymes. Even his beef tracks put you to sleep. Has a *very* original rap name (I doubt he had Lloyd's of London in mind since Christopher Lloyd is his real name). If you don't want to listen to some mainstream G-Unit toy soldier bitches, cop some Nas, Rakim, Gangstarr, Canibus, and Geto Boys.
PS for definition #4: it's ridiculous, not rediculous ;-)

R. Kelly should come out with another addition to the "Trapped in the Closet" series and do a collabo with Lloyd Banks, though the video would have to be some hard core x-rated porn shit, what with Banks' gay sex and R. Kelly's feces.

I like 50 Cent
He reminds me Spongebob
And Tony Yayo is Blues Clues
And Lloyd Banks is Dora the Explorer
They're my friends
Psyche

by MC PM April 03, 2006

lloyd banks

Whats really good? Banks the boy wonder if u fuck wit him he will shoot u or spit them dutty ass rhymes he gots

"Naw we aint got no manners and as far as the clips go, u know how gorillas feel about bananas

by RY-FEL October 17, 2003

lloyd banks

Lloyd Banks is like Puffy one who trys to act like he's too cool, doesn't give a damn about anything, str8 up gangsta... fuckin LAME

He needs to fix that nose as well, looks like he was hit in the face with a frying pan

by no April 16, 2005

Lloyd Banks

He is da cutest rapper of all times. He has a sexy voice wit sexy lips 2 go wit it.And if yall sayin dat im lying,well yall dont know nuttin bout being cute. But 2 bad dat yall bitches cant have ma man cuz he'z all mine. MothaFucka!!!

And young Buck need 2 leave da group cuz he suck.

by Kayan January 11, 2004

lloyd banks

Interesting things came about.

-first Lloyd Banks is not 23 like his Record Label wants you to believe. he's 29.

-He shot 6 Videos for KingFlame Entertainment from August of 1995 to July 1996.

-He earned 25,000 dollars for those movies.

-The person who released those tapes is a individual from Far Rockaway Queens, who was a video editor with KingFlame Entertainment from 1993 to 1998.

-Interscope Records will try to bury this story like they did with the Eminem Racist Tapes, but expect the real street media to cover this.

-They said his career is in jeaopardy right now

Example - Lloyd Bank is a gay fag.

by anonymous January 07, 2005