Lisa is really dense and clueless. Even though she is, she's a very fun and great person to be around. Her laugh is really funny and pleasant to hear, you will have the best moments with Lisa. She will make the weirdest noises and sounds but it all comes out funny in the end. She's a really great freestyle dancer and when she puts in her effort, she can dance to anything. She is a huge fan girl when it comes to things that she really likes and she tends to be pretty short. When trying new things, she will be scared at first and not try it but id you're persistent enough, she will force herself to join.
by smeldey May 30, 2019
is a hoe
by lisatheunicornllama August 22, 2015
A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.
by ortesk November 13, 2014
Lisa is a backstabbing bitch. She is a major red flag and should NOT be trusted. She fakes everything and lies about everyone. Turns you against people and makes people passed at you. DO NOT TRUST!!!!! Literally such a mf hoe that no one loves.
by Iwilrapeyouinursleep May 04, 2022
by Real men love their Lisa May 17, 2012
A middle aged teacher who likes to lecture. Uses the blood of innocent children to fill up her fountain pen. Wears P.F flyers and has many things wrong with her. Including Lupus, crippling depression, asthma, and dyslexia. Hates children, babies, young adults, teenagers, and her ex husband. Went to a fancy college but end up being a teacher. Points finger guns at all the children to release her anger. Enjoys Playing with hello Kitty action figures, Reading True Grit, making brownies with her cat and roasting her kids.
by I hate pll April 09, 2017