Incredibly grumpy. Can never appreciate a joke and gets mad at the slightest teasing. When he gets mad, smoke comes out of his ears from his lungs, regenerating them. King of Grumps in Grumpsburg. Also unbelievably performative.
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Get the Lionel mug.The habit of making a promise to go out but cancelling it at the very last minute. Also commonly known as fong fei kei or ffk.
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Get the lionel collins mug.Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
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