linguistic criminal

The eternal enemy of the grammar nazi. Somebody for whom grammatical errors are a non-issue. An individual who commits so-called "word crimes".

My redneck of an uncle is such a linguistic criminal.

by jaydough July 6, 2016

linguisticide

When someone's spelling and syntax is so poor that it surpasses the mere assault of the English language and moves right on to linguistic murder.

Your social media post is so poorly written that it constitutes linguisticide.

by Mr. Obvioustoeveryonebutbeck October 22, 2018

linguishis

A way to describe a noodle or pasta that is so delicious it needs a new word. This word was created by an enby with the code name, Eddie Spaghetti

Damn that fettuccine be looking linguishis.

by Eddie Spaghetti the angry enby October 15, 2020

Linguish

When you love Daddy Pimp and mix Language and English to a one word.

Linguish.

Her Linguish is really good.

by samlikesurbandictionary December 7, 2020

LinguineCricket

A cool 11-12 year old Social Media Star from Salyards Middle School. She is awesome and super smart. She also has a goal to dab up as many employees from Salyards Middle School as possible.

Boy(1): Yo dab me up

Boy(2): Nah, only LinguineCricket can do that.

by Harleigh Cook April 12, 2022

Linguine

A euphemism for the male genitalia

"Oh my god look at that linguine" said Lana rhodes

by Foolsgosl October 31, 2022

LINGUINE MILK

Milk that’s made from a flippin linguine noodle what else would it be

I’m dehydrated. Can I get some linguine milk with that clam sauce?

by Shifposter5364 September 18, 2022