kokoro library

Heart of ice, Rick. Heart of ice.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

library belly

The result of spending large amounts of time in the library before a deadline or exam. Lack of exercise and constant snacking on biscuits results in a notable increase in body mass especially around the waist.

"All those biscuits have given me a serious case of library belly that I need to work off before the holiday."

by Magrac May 8, 2010

SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022

save it for the library

A nicer way of telling someone to "shut up" (as there is no noise allowed in a library).

Randy, save it for the library.

by gr33kbo1 May 24, 2010

Library

a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

Taken from Family Guy
Chris: "What's a library, dad?"
Peter: "Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM."

by Tec Nine June 2, 2009

the liberator

a wedge-shaped, stiff pillow designed, to make sex positions more comfortable

Since we got The Liberator sex has been more fun and less work.

by Jake March 23, 2004

library nazi

A sexually frustrated woman who converts bottled up sexual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. She will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, "No sitting on the tables" and "No loud talking". To sum up, library nazis are generally undesirable women with large ghetto asses.

Tabitha is the epitome of a library nazi

by Babaoube June 2, 2006