Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012

Asynchronous Learning

When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.

Why is that kid dumb as fuck?
It's because he did Asynchronous learning.

by BTAR December 14, 2020

get your learn on

To study for, or become more educated.

Girl, you need to go to the library and get your learn on.

by Casey Lissau November 1, 2006

Haters be learners

An term coined by Harley Morenstein in Epic Meal Time, on the "Candy BBQ" episode.

Haters be learners, we're making double candy burgers

by Erelyes September 29, 2011

O'learious

(adj./adv.) The state of drunkenness that makes people say "I didn't think it was possible to get that wasted." Only a veteran drinker can achieve a state of O'leariousity (O'leariousness is also an acceptable noun form.)

On St. Patrick's Day, Chris went to the bars at 9:00am. When he came back to the house for dinner he was O'learious and put his head through the wall when he tried to tackle Brian.

by Hooper P. December 28, 2005

Learnding

Ones' ability to learn something at a remarkably slower pace than others.

"Despite everyone elses' awareness of the website, Carina's discovery of urbandictionary.com proved that she was learnding the ways of more internet-savvy people.

by Astroelmo January 12, 2009

Leamington

Leamington, Ontario. A small city in southwestern ontario, which lies on the shores of lake erie, with a population of about 30,000. Has a small crappy skyline, of about 5 buildings. 45 Minute drive from Windsor. Every summer the population pretty much doubles as all the mexican and jamaican immigrants come to work in the greenhouses and impregnate all the fat mennonite woman, which is pretty much half of all the woman in leamington. Home to point pelee national park, which has the most southern tip in all of canada. Was ranked best place to live in Canada in 2006, but since then has gone down. Also is home to the HJ Heinz company, which supplies heinz products throughout north america.

Leamington, "The Sunparlor Of Canada" Which is a pretty boring nickname if you ask me..

by Iaintjohnniggason! January 10, 2011