Liberal Leader

A "nobody" who finds a parade and jumps in front of it to mis-represent himself as "somebody".

i.e. Jesse Jackson

"Hey look at me, I'm a leader, give me money"!!

Liberal Leader by I Hate Free Loaders July 4, 2005

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quiet leader

-A nerd who is exploited by his classmates and given the name "leader" to compensate.

"Robin, the quiet leader, sat in Math class as all the cool kids made him do his homework. Robin agreed because it was the only way which he could have contact with other people outside of RON games and band practices and singing carols in downtown Ghent."

quiet leader by Austin February 9, 2005

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Scout Leader

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult who has failed miserably in life. These adults long for power over others; but due to serious lack hygine and social skills have been denied this power in both their married and working life. Many people resort to the "Scout Leader" therapy to satisfy their power craving frenzy, as this deluded position of responsibility makes them feel valued.

Guy 1: who's that morbidly obese women, licking chewing gum off the bottom of a hobos shoe, whilst her husband tries to distract her with a Tennis ball.

Guy 2: That's Susan, she's my Scout leader.

Scout Leader by epf17 August 19, 2012