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landan

has a 9inch shlong
''I love landan he is so huge''
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ladarieus

He's handsome stands between 5'10, 5'11. He's clever and witty lives to work and work to live. He's ambitious with laughter in his personality. If you see him watch out for his charm because his eyes can speak with out words.
Wow, he reminds me of a Ladarieus.
by LaDarieus December 21, 2016
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lakda

I have a Lakda in my underwear!
by wqdqwdwqdwqdwqdwdq March 24, 2019
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Ladayshianae

Beautiful black Queen. She knows her worth and can tell you about yourself if need be. She is the person you want to comfort you in the had times but is ready and always willing to whoop yo ass.
Ladayshianae Will punk you in a heartbeat
by Lj the greatest February 29, 2020
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Landan

Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man"
person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "

person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
by nadnaL November 16, 2020
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lapdance

a type of sexual tease involving a woman (usually) dancing provocatively in a man's (usually) lap.
they can be paid for at strip clubs. eg:
natalie stripped to her underwear and began to grind against carl's leg. carl could hardly contain his excitement. his dick was getting harder. natalie smiled and began to teasingly ease off her bra, revealing a sexy pair of big, juicy, perfectly round and plump tits, which bounced up and down as she breathed. they shone in the light and carl gulped thirstily. natalie lifted a teasing hand to stroke one of the round breasts. she continued to rub her breasts across carl's face slowly, carl's breathing grew heavier his hands grabbed natalies hips and made them grind against his rock hard dick.she took control and grinded even harder on his crotch. carls face went red. natalie got off his lap. she bent over sexily, her pleasingly rounded buttock pressing against carl. she wore a thong, whose ribbon slid between her ample asscheeks more the further she bent down. she began to rub her ass all over carl, a sensation nothing short of pure heaven. he let out some gasps of delight and natalie rubbed harder and harder, her face blushing as she concentrated. though carl wasnt looking at her face. he was only mesmerized by her fat, ridiculously juicy ass, and her equally juicy tits. carl blew his load soon, after pulling down his pants. it landed on natalies tits. she pushed each voluptuous breast up to her mouth and licked all the cum off.
natalie: hey you want a lapdance carl?
carl: ye of course nat do you even have to ask
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Lada

Lada is the most humble, funny girl u will ever meet. U will drown in her big bright eyes and fall in love. When u have a Lada by your side you will have a beautiful life.
by Sendmoney2 November 21, 2021
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