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latina.serena 

its a bff and amazing bff -fefe
latina.serena is the best bff and its true
latina.serena by FallFEFE March 10, 2022

latina scene

a subgenre of the latina category, a latina scene is a Hispanic girl between the ages of 14 and 25. They listen bands like My Chemical Romance, Hollywood Undead, and Cobra Starship. They are a breakaway group from the regular latinas who dance to regaeton and shake their asses for men, so they're usually a dissappointment to their parents for not sticking to their ethnic ways. They have choppy dyed black hair, usually with a streak of yellow, purple, or pink. They wear Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, flannels, and skinny jeans. They enjoy sitting at home on rainy days on their MacBooks on Tumblr sipping caramel lattes. Latina Scenes wear dark black eyeshadow, eyeliner, and lipstick and powder their skin to seem pale. They tend to hang out with faggy guys who don't play sports and who are also scene They wear large prescription eyeglasses and have tattoos of birds, peace signs, or music notes. These latinas are very inward and believe that no one understands them so they simply tell everyone to fuck off. They are OBSESSED with blogging, personalizing their MySpace, and despite their seemingly intellectual exterior they are very dumb. They attend vocational or special high schools for performing arts or cooking because they feel they "don't belong" at their public high schools.
Rob: Who's that new girl over there? (points to girl with choppy black hair, pale skin, multiple piercings, hunched over a dirty MacBook, juggling a pack of cigarettes)
Vanessa: Oh that's Luisa she transfered from the vocational high school 30 miles away. What the hell is she doing on her laptop anyway?
Rob: *looks over* Uhh looking at gauges and adding new backgrounds to her MySpace
Luisa: Ay what you looking at, whitey, fuck off.
Vanessa: Yeah....total latina scene don't talk to her
latina scene by gwefad July 29, 2011

latina package

When you date a Latina, she will undoubtedly have at least 2 kids, as they are the most fertile women on the planet! Orthewise known as the LP!
You're dating a Latina? Probably a rhetorical question but does she come with the Latina Package?
latina package by TooHottie April 6, 2016

Latina Heat 

When a girl, usually a latina gives you head (oral)
Right after prom, she gave him some BANGiNG Latina Heat for an hour and a half.
Latina Heat by SEXXonHEELS January 17, 2010

Latina nails

Really long acrylic nails that latinas wear
Dude, those Latina nails can't be sanitary.

Latina Bathroom 

A foul aroma usually lingering in the women's public restrooms at swapmeets, gas stations, rest stops and inner city fastfood joints that always smells like a combination of fishy period blood, stank coochie and dookie mixed with qweef. An odor that develops in many hispanic chick's coochies from tight underwear, tight pants and lack of washing from the water being shut off in the projects where they reside.
When that ho took off her drawls I almost passed out from the strong latina bathroom smell.
Latina Bathroom by ~Kung Fu Chick~ January 19, 2011