by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008
Get the lap plantingmug. The process of driving around the whole town with the intention of finding something to do. Often performed under cases of boredom
by Macasarus December 8, 2007
Get the fat lapmug. When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers
by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017
Get the stoner lappedmug. This is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. Similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man's lap. Here's the catch--the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle
Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.
by Shlong2.0 January 5, 2013
Get the Lap Jobmug. A naked lap happens in a drinking game/bar sport when one person achieves the winning score while the other person fails to make some minimum number of points.
In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.
In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.
Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.
In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.
In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.
Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.
by aymoney February 7, 2018
Get the naked lapmug. Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017
Get the lap saladmug. A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.
Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
by Hammer27 May 11, 2023
Get the Walmart Lapmug.