Lapsang Souchong

The best friggin tea in the universe!

I have my Lapsang Souchong with milk and two sugars, how about you?

by glaires April 4, 2010

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010

Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.

"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"

by TCGC August 28, 2008

lapslop

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

Lapstick

Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.

Thats a big ass Lapstick Dawg!

Wasup Lapstick have any plans after school?

by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011

läpsch

An unclearly defined expression with at least two opposed meanings:

1. cool, rad, bonkers, often used in context with shenanigans
2. lame, stupid, occasionally also referring to douchebaggery

The extreme ambivalence of the term is an uncommon and problematic linguistic feature. To avoid misunderstandings, the term should be used in an overly frequent way, thereby making its meaning as unclear as possible.

Mainly used as a single-word comment in conversations.

Derived from the German word "läppisch", meaning easy/small.

richtig läpsch

by nocturning May 22, 2017

Time lapse fetish

Being aroused by time lapse

"Have you seen her draw my life video?"
"yes, it's so hot. I have a time lapse fetish"

by YC85 February 1, 2022