Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context
Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”
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Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

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They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

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by Smashers242 January 17, 2013
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lancing

being or acting intensely gay, as in Lance Bass
"I saw your brother lancing with his boyfriend"
by Taylor Cabassa August 20, 2006
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Lance

oh shit was that lance who just sacked payton manning
by her0vit September 01, 2007
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Lance

lance (lãns)
n.

A person, usually a middle aged white male with a slight paunch and white thighs that must display quasi-cycling skills at all times, (which means disobeying the rules of the road like cutting cars off at stop lights). Is usually found riding expensive bike, wearing yellow jersey, fancy helmet and the requisite yellow arm band, etc. A pest found both in city and rural settings.
"I almost sideswiped a Lance on my way home today, fucker was in my blindspot"

by Idna July 26, 2006
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Lance

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.
guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."
by artemis020 February 03, 2010
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lanced

To get really drunk.
"Leave him lying there... He's too lanced to stand up"
by Blunt252 May 08, 2006
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