Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
Get the Propensity to get Laid mug.Raquel: I wonder why he was being so nice today in class
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time
by the man and the teacher February 25, 2009
Get the got laid mug.David Laid is a bodybuiding YouTuber who inspired millions of teenagers through his epic transformation and his sick aesthetics.
Joe: did you see David Laids transformation video? He’s so asthetic!
Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho
Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho
by JourMuum August 18, 2021
Get the David Laid mug.An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.
My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
(Cytgan - Chorus)
Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.
(Cytgan - Chorus)
Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
Get the My Hen Laid A Haddock mug.Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."
will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012
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