Lactose intolerrhea

Is the inability to diigest lactose resulting in explosive diarrhea within 10 to 15 minutes of eating any milk or diary products

I had a big glass of milk with my chocolate chip cookies and then developed cramps before my lactose intolerrhea

by Sopheroo September 8, 2013

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lactcident

The accidental mammary fluid letdown that can sometimes occur to a lactating woman when she hears any baby cry and it results in 2 very embarrassing wet spots on her shirt. Woman may try to stave off or prevent the unwanted flow using various methods which may include: pressing very firmly over nipples area, attempting mind-over-matter Jedi tricks, or absconding to a private area to let nature take her course.

Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).

Mom 1: "It's 80 degrees out today, why are you shivering with your arms across your chest?"

Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."

Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"

by athecheat April 18, 2016

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lactard • lactoseintolerant • Lactate • lactivist • lactarded • Lactose Intolerance • LACT • Laction • lactomangulation • lactophiliac

lactivate

The point when breasts start lactating. For women, normally occurs during pregnancy and / or when stimulated to nurse, or for men or women, when the nipples are stimulated.

The breast-fairy lactivated my wife. Her breasts grew, but now they're sore, too!

by Salacious White July 18, 2018

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