Muffin Lung

A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.

Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!

Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.

by Greeface February 8, 2010

orange lung

The pulmonary condition resulting from the repeated lifetime inhalation of Cheetos dust, usually present among basement dwellers, neckbeards, fedoras, and similar menz.

He died of orange lung, seems the last friendzone got to him. He was such a Nice Guy.

by esekaese October 23, 2014

Black Lung

one of the many nicknames given to Arthur Morgan (main character or Red Dead Redemption 2) by Micah Bell III (the main antagonist of Red Dead Redemption 2) used as an insult because of Arthur’s Tuberculosis diagnosis

Black Lung, you’re back; hooray.

by John Marston’s younger cousin January 14, 2019

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

Ka Lung

Hottest chinese guy ever. Usually born in Hong kong and hates China. Has a girl best friend, that he loves with all his heart. He's very intelligent but is lazy all the time. His favorite hobby is sleeping. Can be the nicest person, but can also be very mean and racist. Loves black women, but is too afraid to approach them. Some people may think he is homosexual because of how feminine he is, but the truth will eventually be revealed. Not everyone loves him, but the people that do are the BEST for loving such a weird person.

"Ka Lung, is it in yet?"
"Hey Ka Lung, how was China?"
"Love you Ka Lung!"

by Lizzzlovee December 9, 2012

Lunger buster

During the use of a bucket bong or a lung/parachute bong; draw a super thick milky smoke from an excessively over packed cone of cannabis then inhale causing your lungs to bust and cough.

Shaun can inhale lunger buster's one after the other back to back without hesitation.

Brad took a mild white lunger buster and coughed his ring out.

Lunger busters for breakfast all day.

by pornzi July 30, 2019

langst

Lance from voltron angst.

Hey did you read that Langst fic last night?

by Kent Jay March 9, 2018