lshijmpwgs

Laughed So Hard I Jizzed My Pants With Gooey Semen

tell me a joke that will make me lshijmpwgs

by kdzx July 13, 2011

LSHIPMFP

"Laugh So Hard I Piss My Fucking Pants" Used like lol except for the way more crazy bullshit you ocasionaly see.

"Did you see the pictures of the party last night?"

"No do you have them?"

"Yeah bro, here ya go."

"Is that Mark holy shit! LSHIPMFP!"

"Yeah you seen it..."

by spaceisforaliens February 3, 2013

LSHIASM

Laughing So Hard I Almost Shit Myself
Laughed So Hard I Almost Shit Myself

When i got that text she sent I LSHIASM!!!

by Jasonese March 4, 2013

LSHITs

When a defendant is facing a significant amount of time behind bars, has the "oh shit!" moment and begins to spend all his/her time in the free world on Google researching cases which have been thrown out of Court. Said cases may or may not have some resemblance to their case. The person will then convince themselves that their case is EXACTLY the same as the researched case and suddenly develop a mental belief that their attorney doesn't know anything about the law and that they know significantly more...really about everything in general. Where law students study for the LSATs, a person who fits this description would study for the LSHITs.

Dirk: "Man, I don't know what's wrong with my stupid attorney, did you know that 1a) DISTRIBUTION: Licensee shall be imposed by the pleasure of the petitioner is the Warrant Certificates.?"
Larry: "Damn dude, what the fuck are you saying? I can tell you've been studying for your LSHITs!"

by Hattitude April 25, 2014

Lshmsfoalits

Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and landed in the salsa

I literally lshmsfoalits then

by Custardmustard February 25, 2018

LSHTG

An acronym for "Let see how this goes"

Example 1:
John: Looks like Travis is getting into parkour
Jane: That doesn't sound good, LSHTG.
Example 2:
Jane: Think your going to take me out o second date?
John: ...LSHTG.

by MYcolOHG October 10, 2018

LSHTTARDML

Stands for Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg

Almost never used, too long! Most people use LMAO or LOL instead.

Person 1: *something funny*
Person 2: LSHTTARDML

by Caitlin January 27, 2005