pippy long stockin

Gun, term used by the rapper Drakeo the Ruler

“I got pippy long stockin in the safe with me”

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯v¯\_(ツ)_/¯v¯\_(ツ)_/¯ September 21, 2020

Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

by adk132 December 8, 2009

Jun-Long

a real annoying Chinese man a popular name in China and isn't good at soccer

"Hes a real Jun-Long"
"i know he cant play soccer"

by wogsrocks May 21, 2015

long time coming

1. Something that's long overdue.

2. Something that should've happened a long time ago.

It's been a long time coming.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 29, 2008

long pork

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

by Jack the Monkey December 11, 2006

Neville Longbottom

The best person in Harry Potter. He full on stands up to Lord Voldemort in the last one. And your just like HELL YEAH!
Puberty also made him hot.

Person 1: DAAAAYUUUM, WHO'S DAT?
Person 2: Oh that brave hottie is Neville Longbottom

by strawberiiya July 30, 2011

Long Horse

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.

Long Horse is very long!

by Cornelius Pant October 1, 2019