the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Local yokel

Townie, local hick, hillbilly.

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.

by Sup!!! March 19, 2010

lockbox

The pivotal element of Al Gore's campaign for the 2000 U.S. Presidential election.

I'm gonna take this social security and put it in a lockbox!

by Anonymous March 4, 2004

localtarian

A person or diet that is substantially biased towards eating locally grown food.

A localtarian is more likely to buy at a farmer's market, stores that specialize in local products, or to buy foods produced by companies with local resources.

by Vclamp September 23, 2010

Loca The Pug

A special pug that can’t fekking run. You should really find the YouTube video on it Bc it’s great and makes everyone happy when they’re sad. :-)

Well hello my name is loca and I’m a special pug. (Loca the pug)

by Kelseyisbasic January 6, 2018

your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Marion Local

Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?

“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”

“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”

by Floobies8008 October 26, 2020