Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 23, 2014

lid elastic

A little ass dick

Guy 1: I heard someone in the kitchen say you got a lid elastic
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: A lid elastic

***Hours Later***
Guy 2: Oh - a little ass dick

by Crimson Social January 13, 2015

lid it

Shut it

Oi you lid it

by Sweet jacqui April 11, 2017

lid locked

when you so faded you can't open your eyelids

she got so faded she was lid locked, she couldn't open her eyes to see her own name

by Freddy Tay Tay August 11, 2015

Lid Licker

A coffee weilding lesbian who likes to lick the cream out of a tight lid.

Lesbian says to another lesbian while at a coffee house "I can tell that you're a fantastic lid licker."

by eZillyamuZed April 26, 2011

lid-lashout

Lid-lashout - The act of rage that occurs when unable to find the correct lid for your tupperwear container in your tupper wear drawer.
Often occurs to those who suffer from wrap rage.

Brah, make sure you put the corresponding lids with the tupperwear. my housemate gets wicked lid-lash in the morning when he can't pack his vegan snacks with ease.

Sometimes I have succumb to covering the container with serene wrap to avoid a major lid-lashout when I can't find the fitting top.

Some one really should invent a lid leash to prevent lid-lashouts

by S to the izziL January 26, 2013

lid dick

A complete moron. A friend that nobody likes.

Hey Dan your such a lid dick.

by Hatrick717 March 18, 2008