When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
Get the Irish swimming lessonsmug. by meiling dazaimi October 23, 2023
Get the good lessonmug. Lessons-lessens is akin to a stitch in time saves nine.
by Hercolena Oliver February 26, 2009
Get the lessons-lessensmug. by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the science lessonmug. They tied the guy to the tracks to teach him a lesson, but it was going to impossible for him to remember what lesson he just learned with no head.
They assassinated her husband to teach him a lesson, but they forgot to leave his brain intact to make the lesson stick when they shot him in the temple, making the lesson both as pointless and useless as a brain with a bullet lodged in it. Had they shot him in the face, he might have learned at least part of the lesson, and got his picture all over rotten.com in the process.
They assassinated her husband to teach him a lesson, but they forgot to leave his brain intact to make the lesson stick when they shot him in the temple, making the lesson both as pointless and useless as a brain with a bullet lodged in it. Had they shot him in the face, he might have learned at least part of the lesson, and got his picture all over rotten.com in the process.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021
Get the Lessonmug. This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen
Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”
New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”
Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”
Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
by Cucumbro January 16, 2021
Get the Lesson planmug. the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
by Zappi November 17, 2016
Get the math lessonmug.