"Laxed" is a term used when fast food employees throw in complimentary extra strength liquid laxatives with the order 1 or more beverages/smoothies
Guy1: Dude, i just went to Culver's and got their sweet ass Butter Burger Deluxe Combo with Large frozen custard.
Guy2: Yea?
Guy1: Yea and after i took the last bite a that burger, i realized i had just been laxed, and i went to throw it up out my anus.
Guy2: Yea?
Guy1: Yea and after i took the last bite a that burger, i realized i had just been laxed, and i went to throw it up out my anus.
by twistedsteel&sexappeal May 8, 2011
by Ant February 18, 2004
by David S. Millenaar II February 3, 2005
Lax (noun) ; activity played by boys not quite burly enough for football , but still enjoy being on a squad and frequently twisting and figiting with sticks . Not exactly a hobby, but ceratinly not considered a sport at school . Not to be confused, this game of sorts is still a definite ACTIVITY.
i wish i ran track, and was athletic and involved in sports but instead i just partcipate in the actvity lax.
by laxtivity December 16, 2010
To completely lay someone out.
by John Bittles May 28, 2007
To completely lay someone out.
by John Bittles May 28, 2007
To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
by DTP Dominos December 2, 2018