laxed

"Laxed" is a term used when fast food employees throw in complimentary extra strength liquid laxatives with the order 1 or more beverages/smoothies

Guy1: Dude, i just went to Culver's and got their sweet ass Butter Burger Deluxe Combo with Large frozen custard.
Guy2: Yea?
Guy1: Yea and after i took the last bite a that burger, i realized i had just been laxed, and i went to throw it up out my anus.

by twistedsteel&sexappeal June 2, 2011

laxative

One word:McDonald's.

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.

by Ant February 18, 2004

Lax

To eat.
Taken from scandinavian word for eating. Often misstaken by people for making a poopie.

-Hey, wanna get something to lax later on?
-Nah, I'm allready filled up by your schmegma

by David S. Millenaar II February 3, 2005

lax

Lax (noun) ; activity played by boys not quite burly enough for football , but still enjoy being on a squad and frequently twisting and figiting with sticks . Not exactly a hobby, but ceratinly not considered a sport at school . Not to be confused, this game of sorts is still a definite ACTIVITY.

i wish i ran track, and was athletic and involved in sports but instead i just partcipate in the actvity lax.

by laxtivity December 17, 2010

lax

To completely lay someone out.

Ima lax that kid if he doesn't shut up.

by John Bittles July 20, 2008

lax

To completely lay someone out.

Ima lax that kid if he doesn't shut up.

by John Bittles June 16, 2007

The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.

"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"

by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018