Laptop dancer

A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.

Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007

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Laptop Gangster

White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.

Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.

by burkons October 14, 2008

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Laptop Lesbian

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

by Marty G. December 10, 2007

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Laptop Fucker

One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.

boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"

boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"

by tech4ever November 5, 2008

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An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.

Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."

John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."

by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010

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